On March 9th, 2015, three objects were reportedly seen in the skies over the Borracho Todos los Tiempos Vineyards.
‘Shush,’ Pete says. ‘Let’s listen.’
I cannot believe it’s made the news. Then again, borracho todos los tiempos is trending worldwide.
It’s mainly vox pops from other people on holiday. Everyone they interview adds something: an unearthly hum, a metallic tang in the air, temperature dropping.
We took a tour of the vineyard, bought a couple cases of rosé, drank most of it. Just before we went to bed, Pete took the shot.
‘Let’s all tweet it, for a laugh.’
They’re planes, not UFOs. We knew it and we were drunk.
I doubt anyone will believe us, though.