Not Hell Again

Her table manners are atrocious, according to Herman. He had to explain what table manners are. She’s trying to remember to eat ‘like a civilised person’. But she gets so hungry. She shovels in as much as she can to get rid off the pangs.

‘I found a recipe for banana oat bars. Should try those. Might help.’

‘So, did someone video me?’

‘There’s a picture. We might have to go away for a while.’

She doesn’t like the sound of that. Last time someone told her she’d have to go away for a while, they sent her to Hell.