I’m trapped in a frigid meeting room with one window no bigger than a porthole – Heaven forbid anyone got distracted by the real world. We must concentrate on page views. They’ve dropped again! We’re in a state of emergency! Sara from Sales is lecturing us on the knock-on effect of page view slumps as if we’ve never heard it before.
When I wished I’d grow up to be a writer, I had something else in mind.
All I see is blue sky dotted with fluffy clouds. There’s the slump explained.
If only we paid attention to the real world.