Remember to
– Eat breakfast even if you don’t feel like eating because of the stress; you’ll need the energy for later.
– Dress the way they expect you to: knee-length skirt, no cleavage, flat shoes; BLACK!
– Call taxi at last minute; make ‘em wait, they won’t start without you.
– Take an umbrella, you don’t want to ruin your make-up.
– Stay away from Peter!!!!! For obvious reasons.
– Wail with grief (you’re supposed to be devastated!!!).
– Excuse yourself early. Mention exhaustion if necessary. Turn down any offers of lifts.
– Tell taxi driver to wait. Run in, change, grab bags, meet Peter at airport.
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This made me chuckle. Creative take on the assignment! 😀
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Thank you, Annie 🙂
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Haha! You can almost see this happening sometimes – not everyone is sorely missed and some widows positivley skip to the chapel of rest / to the grave side. Let’s hope Peter’s as keen. Great story, Sonya 🙂
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Thank you. Again :). I think the husband wasn’t a good one, but at least he was rich…
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Every cloud …
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Indeed 🙂
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I just love how creative you are! You brought a story into the list! Well done!
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Thank you 🙂
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Fun list
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Thanks, Huma 🙂
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You have a unique list…hehehe
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Thank you 🙂
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Juicy! This would make a great novel. Put this story on the back jacket. I’d buy it!
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You know, you’re on to something there… Thank you 🙂
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