You’re on top of the world. Congratulations!
Let’s not talk about how you got here, shall we? It might take the leapiness out of you and since you’re leaping so picturesquely, we wouldn’t want that. Your appeal relies on your enthusiasm.
We’ve got you worried, don’t we? You thought you buried that skeleton, didn’t you? Well, you did. But we excel at digging up skeletons.
Don’t be alarmed now. We admire you for your dedication; we don’t want to topple you off the top spot.
As long as you keep our interests at heart, your secret is safe with us.