My darling Olive,
You may wonder how I know your address. I saw your cousin Jake’s Facebook status wishing his ‘baby cuz a blast at uni’. I asked him and he promised not to tell your mother he told me.
You know we’re not far from Keele? I’d love to have you over for Sunday lunch. I haven’t told your father, I want to surprise him (or spare him any disappointment).
You’ll find a £50 note enclosed – that should cover your train fare and a good night out with your new friends.
Looking forward to hearing from you.