They looked friendly enough. So after I got over the shock of running into a bunch of aliens in the wood, I went to say hello.
I couldn’t understand their upbeat, chirpy language. It sounded so welcoming, though. When the purple one made gestures that looked like an invitation to follow them, I did.
Guess who’s feeling like an idiot now?
It’s a trap. I wish I’d taken a picture of the aliens they used to lure me here. I might get enough of a signal to warn other people.
Voices outside that sound human, but not friendly at all.