Simon says they are just fruit bats. I still don’t trust them. Yeah, I do find the little ones kinda cute, despite the yucky eating noises they make.
But pay attention to that big black fella. Doesn’t he just look like he’s trying to put a spell on you through the sheer power of his undead mind? Scary or what!
Simon says I’ve read too many derivative vampire novels. That may be the case, but I’ve made sure I’m armed: garlic, stake, silver cross. Holy water’s on the list.
Simon says I have nothing to worry about since I’m batty.
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Written for Flash Frenzy round 88, where you’ll find the photo prompt – you have to look at it for the above mentioned big fella in the background, he is scary…
Who’s glad there’s no poem today? I’m too busy writing my second mslexia guest post today, no time for poetry.
You are the busy one! Congratulations for a great piece of writing you did, and I am going to dash over there right now and read your new one. I liked your batty story.
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Thank you! The new post isn’t up yet, but I hope it’ll be tomorrow…
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wow you worked in all the bat connotations except a bat man reference into this one, bravo!
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Oh, I missed a trick there, didn’t I? Thank you 🙂
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You’re welcome. That’s okay. You hit every other one I could think of! I don’t know how you would have squeezed the batman reference in.
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I guess that’s true 🙂
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🙂
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