This is the middle of nowhere. Murphy’s Law dictates the camper van break down here. We’re lucky we make it to the most bizarre car park: huge, empty but for a solitary bin, with no apparent reason for the provision of parking. If only we didn’t have more important stuff to worry about.
‘Do you have signal? Cos I don’t.’
‘Nope. We’ll have to stop another car and tell them to send a tow truck our way.’
Sounds good in theory.
But this is the middle of nowhere. We’ll have more than enough time to figure out this car park.