Caturday Couplets: Fickle Feline

three couplets about the cat
The Cat
(c) Sonya, 2016

Entertain me, play with me, says the cat.
If you don’t I’ll shred the bathroom mat.

If he had any, he’d raise an eyebrow at me.
He’ll meow and meow and meow at me.

‘Alright then, Sir, let’s have a play.’
He saunters off – Changed my mind, okay?