‘It looks terrible.’
‘Yes, I know. I mean, what’s with the torso? It is so out of proportion, it’s almost comical. And don’t even get me started on those dead eyes. How creepy are they? But you know what bugs me most? That it’s so confused. It’s got the limbs of a woman, the chest and shoulders of a man and the face of a two-year old child. What the hell was the sculptor thinking? And who commissioned this monstrosity – Dr. Frankenstein?’
‘You’re not wrong, I guess. I meant the bracelet, though. Those are the worst kind of plastic beads.’
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LOL — made me giggle.
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Good – that was the goal. Thanks 🙂
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Brilliant take on the photo!
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Thank you 🙂
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Hey! Go easy on plastic beads. They are light weight at the very least. Wink!
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They’re not all bad, but the ones that have sharp edges where the halves have been fused together, they’re terrible… 🙂
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I call them biters.
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Haha. Very cute at the end 🙂
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Thanks 🙂
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Very funny. I like how you told the whole thing in just three lines of dialogue.
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You’re right, this is a three-line tale and I didn’t even notice. Thank you!
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This definitely cracked me up!
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Thank you, Colin!
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